john tucker must die. am i the only one who thinks that's funny?

i've been feeling really rockish lately. like i really need to put on my struttin clothes and show up at webster hall with my blister blockers at the ready. i wish i wasn't so broke. i also kinda wish i didn't get so nervous about going to the uncles'. (yes that is supposed to be plural. there's more than one uncle and the word "houses" is implicit and is also plural.)
i just realized that i was about to complain some more and so i'll spare you and stop talking.